Correspondented by Warren “Strangestorymagnet” Ellis
Ken Williams, not yet also know as Don LaRose, former Mayor of an Arkansas town did an awesome PR stunt, while not putting advertisments onto his website. This can only be caused by satanic influence, or at least by influence of the god not all about the cash and mammon.
Before he got abducted, he told his wife:#
I am just getting some fags, dear…